Friday, December 14, 2007

Important announcement

I'd like to point out that I was one of the six people in this country whose ever played baseball at any point in my life who was NOT named in the Mitchell Report.

Thank you for your attention.


Mark said...

I heard one player went unnamed for his cooperation with the investgation.
It's you, isn't it!?!

A Social Skidmark said...

I would say I was innocent in this whole thing but I've had my share of steriods. Matter of fact, I'm still taking them. So watch out, I could have roid rage real soon.LOL.
But I heard a rumor that the six that wasn't in the report were linked to cyberoids. You better watch out, they are on your trail.